hazelstartsnow:

And as my good friend and fellow Hipster, Micoy did say ” DINNER IS SERVED”

Hipster Holocaust (by Hipster Holocaust)

Eat it up!

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havoctv:

HIPSTER HOLOCAUST: THE FEEL-GOOD MOVIE OF THE SUMMER

OK… so, we added the tagline ourselves.

Sweet tagline bro.

HIPSTER HOLOCAUST

Directed by Jon D.A.
Written By Ian Shorr and Jon D.A.
Produced by Steven Tobler, Ian Shorr, and Jon. D.A.

Full Cast list available at - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2167184/
Facebook - http://on.fb.me/IGX9np
Twitter - @sceneisdead

Finally.

AMIRITE?

(Source: youtube.com)

When we were raising money during our Kickstarter campaign, one of the perks we offered was getting “hipsterized.” Except in our case this meant having Austin Breed (our amazing artist) draw you as a dead hipster.

We think he did a bang up job. And thank you again to everyone who donated. 

And this space.

Because tomorrow morning…

We premiere the short film HIPSTER HOLOCAUST. Right here.

Also on YouTube. 

But fuck that noise. Come here. 

Well, we did it.

Or more accurately, YOU DID IT. Hipster Holocaust is now fully funded and then some. This thing is definitely getting made and we are overjoyed.

Thank you so much to everyone who donated or otherwise helped out by promoting the Kickstarter. It means a lot that you believe in us and we hope to create something that is worthy of your support. 

We’re in the process of starting pre-production and will use this space to push out updates about everything that follows!

Also, there’s still three more days on the Kickstarter and we could use any extra help we get. Consider helping us out if you haven’t already? Thanks guys!

CLICK HERE to support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST on KICKSTARTER

First off, we’re ever so close to our goal. As of writing this we need only $359 and we’ll be there, so if you want to help us get there, we would be incredibly appreciative. 

In other news, Ian Shorr, our extremely talented, lovable and other superlative-worthy co-writer/producer of HIPSTER HOLOCAUST sold his script CRISTO to Warner Bros. the other day, which we think is… AWESOME. 

We’re extremely proud of Ian and we love working with him. He’s the best. Here’s a picture of him as Optimus Prime which we think just how triumphant he must be feeling right now.

Click Here to Support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST on Kickstarter! 

Donate! And Get Hipsterized!

Check it out: If you support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST with a $50 donation or higher you get the chance to get HIPSTERIZED. What does that mean?

It means that our awesome poster artist Austin Breed will DRAW YOU as a dead hipster and then we will mail that drawing to you for you to show your friends, your family and any other person you’re trying to impress.

These drawings are a one of kind and are only available through donating to HIPSTER HOLOCAUST. So if getting yourself drawn as a dead hipster appeals to you… Then maybe…

Support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST on KICKSTARTER and get HIPSTERIZED!

The Kickstarter campaign for HIPSTER HOLOCAUST is going amazing. We’ve got two weeks left and we’re almost halfway there. 

All we need is $79 to make it to the halfway point: $1500.

Helping us get reach this goal would be the best weekend present you could give us… and yourself, because we have some awesome rewards, especially if you donate $50 which will you get you a custom portrait of yourself as a dead hipster drawn by our very own poster artist: Austin Breed!

Thanks guys and have a great weekend!

Click Here to Support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST on Kickstarter and get some cool swag!

PLEDGE $1 OR MORE

You just got made, killer. That’s right, you get your name on our official list of “Hipster Killers” included in the credits of the film. Also, our love.

PLEDGE $5 OR MORE

Be the first on your block to actually know what’s gonna happen in the movie! As well as being listed as a “Hipster Killer”, we’re going to send you a personalized thank-you letter written in 100% genuine hipster blood* on the FIRST PAGE OF THE SCRIPT. Which websites you leak that baby onto is up to you! (*Actually corn syrup and food coloring, you sick bastard.)

PLEDGE $10 OR MORE

You just donated double-digits! And for that, we thank you. That’s why you get a digital download of HIPSTER HOLOCAUST plus everything else we’re offering in the previous reward tiers.

PLEDGE $20 OR MORE

No DVD collection is complete without at least one containing a faux-trailer for a scene-kid splatterfest — and so that’s exactly what you’re gonna get. 1 copy of the HIPSTER HOLOCAUST DVD, to the generous giver! (As well as your name in the credits, the first page of the script, and a thank-you letter written in blood.)

PLEDGE $30 OR MORE

You get mad music! A copy of the movie’ s score, along with a “ Music To Kill By” mix, made specially by us. All other reward tiers included.

PLEDGE $50 OR MORE

You’ re gonna get hipsterized! Austin Breed, our esteemed poster artist, will hand-draw you as a hipster getting killed in the manner of your choosing. We’ ll mail this fine drawing to your house, where you can share it with your family over dinner. All other reward tiers included.

PLEDGE $100 OR MORE

Triple digits — that means you’re family now. Come visit us on set, where we’ll even let you call “action” when someone’s about to get killed with a can of PBR. (Airfare and travel not included. All other reward tiers ARE included.)

PLEDGE $200 OR MORE

Welcome to the party. The movie’s in the can, the fake blood’s been cleaned off the extras, and now it’s time for THE PREMIER… which you get a VIP pass into. You get to schmooze, booze and other-things-that-rhyme-with-ooze with the cast, crew and fans. All other reward tiers included.

PLEDGE $300 OR MORE

Congratulations, fancy-pants, you just made a movie — you’re an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER now! You get to be on IMDB, our credits, and you get the grab-bag of everything else we’ve talked about.

PLEDGE $500 OR MORE

Hi there, big spender, you know what time it is? TIME TO DIE! No joke, you get to be one of the unfortunate hipsters who meets their maker in our movie. Your grisly demise will be captured in glorious high-def and immortalized for posterity. (Airfare and travel not included.)

Click Here to Support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST on Kickstarter and get some of this cool swag!