What happens when a deranged young man living in a hipster-infested LA neighborhood is pushed too far?
Spoiler/title alert: HIPSTER HOLOCAUST!
You just got made, killer. That’s right, you get your name on our official list of “Hipster Killers” included in the credits of the film. Also, our love.
Be the first on your block to actually know what’s gonna happen in the movie! As well as being listed as a “Hipster Killer”, we’re going to send you a personalized thank-you letter written in 100% genuine hipster blood* on the FIRST PAGE OF THE SCRIPT. Which websites you leak that baby onto is up to you! (*Actually corn syrup and food coloring, you sick bastard.)
You just donated double-digits! And for that, we thank you. That’s why you get a digital download of HIPSTER HOLOCAUST plus everything else we’re offering in the previous reward tiers.
No DVD collection is complete without at least one containing a faux-trailer for a scene-kid splatterfest — and so that’s exactly what you’re gonna get. 1 copy of the HIPSTER HOLOCAUST DVD, to the generous giver! (As well as your name in the credits, the first page of the script, and a thank-you letter written in blood.)
You get mad music! A copy of the movie’ s score, along with a “ Music To Kill By” mix, made specially by us. All other reward tiers included.
You’ re gonna get hipsterized! Austin Breed, our esteemed poster artist, will hand-draw you as a hipster getting killed in the manner of your choosing. We’ ll mail this fine drawing to your house, where you can share it with your family over dinner. All other reward tiers included.
Triple digits — that means you’re family now. Come visit us on set, where we’ll even let you call “action” when someone’s about to get killed with a can of PBR. (Airfare and travel not included. All other reward tiers ARE included.)
Welcome to the party. The movie’s in the can, the fake blood’s been cleaned off the extras, and now it’s time for THE PREMIER… which you get a VIP pass into. You get to schmooze, booze and other-things-that-rhyme-with-ooze with the cast, crew and fans. All other reward tiers included.
Congratulations, fancy-pants, you just made a movie — you’re an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER now! You get to be on IMDB, our credits, and you get the grab-bag of everything else we’ve talked about.
Hi there, big spender, you know what time it is? TIME TO DIE! No joke, you get to be one of the unfortunate hipsters who meets their maker in our movie. Your grisly demise will be captured in glorious high-def and immortalized for posterity. (Airfare and travel not included.)Click Here to Support HIPSTER HOLOCAUST on Kickstarter and get some of this cool swag!